Bought a jack Russell the other day.
Thought it would be good to teach him how to play the trumpet.
Apparently the best place to do this is in the London Underground as it gives out the best acoustics
So I took him down to the London Underground.
You know something...........He went from Barking to Tooting in 25 minutes
Hey guess what? .........Prince Charles was visiting Stoke-on-Trent last week. The thing is, he was wearing a Fox Hat?...The press asked him why he was wearing a Fox Hat and he told them ........Well I told my Ma The Queen that I was conducting my Royal duties in Stoke-on-Trent and she replied, “Wear the Fox Hat!”
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Two bats hanging from a telephone wire one says I am feeling hungry I think I get a bite to eat second bat says good luck with that there’s nothing around here to eat so off flies the first bat comes back a minute later with blood around his mouth second bat says that’s amazing where did you get something to eat first bats says “see that tree over there” second bat says “no”first bat “neither did I”
They have sown the wind,and they shall reap the whirlwind
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