Royal Welsh Sgt Bribes N.Wales Police!!

**Scouse75** · 05-02-2008, 21:45

Didnt want to steal your thunder Sid! Great story though!

**Scouse75** · 05-02-2008, 21:51

I got a ticket in Llan when home on leave from N.Ireland. I sent a grovelling letter explaining that due to being away on an Operational(Rugby)Tour, that I was unaware of the new parking meters in the town.

I was thanked wholeheartedly for my 'light swinging' 'sandbag Pulling up' story and asked whether I would be sending a cheque or paying by card!!!

I think Sein Fein were running Denbighshire/Wrexham council at the time!!!

**BennytheBall** · 06-02-2008, 12:07

Bear,
You are not on your on mate, truth be known we've all tried a bribe here and there.
But its always ended up "March the Guilty B-----d in RSM"

A very comical thread had me in stictches, it still proves that once "Maroon and Blue, always Maroon and Blue"
Regards
BennytheBall

**tony jones** · 06-02-2008, 12:40

Every time i got marched in to the Rsm`s office old scouse 75 wasnt that far behind me

ritchie39 · 06-02-2008, 17:56

good effort son

dad 39

**Scouse75** · 06-02-2008, 21:48

Very true Bear, but if I remember correctly, You usually marched out to the tune of.."Case admonished 73, and tell you're Dad Im asking for him!" Where as I....

"And as for you 75, I dont believe for one minute that the Berlin Politzi were slagging off the Regiment were they? You cant use that one this time. 200 Duetsche Marks, march him out!!"

**ap1** · 07-02-2008, 16:08

This morning Sgt Jones 73 was visited by Constable Hughes who issued words of advice.

Constable Hughes explained in detail, the bye-law regarding unlawful parking within Wrexham Town Centre, and went on to give a comprehensive overview regarding the law in respect of "Attempting to Pervert the Course of Justice". Sgt Jones paid particular interest to Constable Hughe's vivid descriptions of prison life, and what happens to fit young men at "Showertime" and "Lights Out".

Pictured below:

Sgt Jones 73 thanks PC Hughes for his kind assistance

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**dutchman** · 07-02-2008, 16:18

and asks if he has a bar of soap handy ...

britaylor49 · 07-02-2008, 18:29

RARE SIGHTING!! Scouse at work let alone out of the Police station?

**Scouse75** · 07-02-2008, 21:10

Bri,

Tut Tut. Surely you dont want me to tell them all that you are known as the 'Brew bitch' of Wrexham Custody! For your info, Bri has had more days off this year than Clint Eastwoods safety catch!!