OUR TOM

stubexpc@yahoo.co.uk · 01-07-2007, 19:22

OUR TOM JONES>
Just watched the lad from Ponty
.If I was from outer space,I would say of his description:
30-40,bodybuilder,excellent vocalist,dancer,performer,model family man!
Nobody ever threw their nickers at me
(What does he do with them all ??)
And what:::
He is older than me,his stomach is flat,his hair is 'coloured' his skin is tanned.
His clothes are Saville Row.His wife is ???????? where.(In Ponty???)
I think, In JEALOUSY I say:::::
WELL DONE TOM:
KEEP IT UP(sorry) FOR THE WELCH>

**5haron** · 01-07-2007, 21:38

We went to see him in Rotterdam a couple of years ago ......I was SOOOOOOOOO made - up

Are you watching the Concert for Diana Stu?

**idris thomas** · 01-07-2007, 21:48

He looks like DAVID GUEST these days

rolli25 · 01-07-2007, 22:22

Is this the same Tom that popped in for a pint in Berlin and then went to vsit the wives club

**Lofty-25** · 02-07-2007, 01:04

Indeed, that was him Rolli

**John Turner** · 02-07-2007, 02:31

Indeed - the same Tom that signed the Sgts' mess visitors book in Berlin - underneath my calligraphy.

But he can stand in line - Royalty has signed under my calligraphy.

Respect to the guy and as much as I could probably recite stuff like 'The Green green grass of home' I'd never buy or never have bought any of his stuff - always brings to mind the 'Club Singer' style - cue Vic Reeves - everything ends in 'AH'

Take it away boys - open those white shirts and SHOW those medallions - oh yeah .... OH YEAH .....

The old home townlooks the sameAH
aaaaahhzzzzz I step downahoff the trrrrainAH

aaaahhn there to greet meeeahhh....is m'mamma an' m'pappaaaaAAAAH

HHHAAAAHHddddown zzz roadahlook andAH zzzere stands Mary...AH
Ahhhair've gold'nlips ..like cherrieasAHHH ssss good tahtouchAhhh
the (etc)

Sod off Tom, you has been - take the hint - it takes longer to wash your face these days - deal with it!

stubexpc@yahoo.co.uk · 02-07-2007, 06:07

Yes Sharron.
Just flicked on to see who was what and caught the Tom bit.
Video on since 1500,I think it started,then when I get time I can pick and chose at my leisure.Will keep the video with others of Di I have,sorrowfully mainly of her funeral.
Stu.
p.s. I once won a 'very sought after' Thompson's Holiday 'T' shirt for my rendition of 'Green green grass of Home'on stage in Majorca.

Stu.

**5haron** · 02-07-2007, 07:15

Does every Welsh man do Tom on the karaoke?
My bro too Stu, in Greece, won a bright pink T-shirt that was 17 sizes too big for him. The fun factor's a killer isn't it, the gift that keeps on giving

I missed most of the concert because I had to "do some work". Caught the end though, lovely video footage, brought a tear to my eye :)