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  1. 22-05-2011, 15:20 #1
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    Oxymorons

    Hello All,
    I am placing a couple of "Funny"oxymoron's on the forum to all the erudite members of the forum to have a go in placing more funny oxymoron's on the site.
    Military Intelligence (M.O.D.)
    Nearly new (A second hand car dealer)
    Absolutely untrue (Anon)
    Accordion Music (Anon)
    Accurate rumour (Anon)
    Light Heavy weight ( A boxing weight Division)
    Looking forward to all contributions.
    Regards RBD aka jungle1810
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  2. 22-05-2011, 18:49 #2
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    Re: Oxymorons

    plastic glasses
    jumbo shrimp
    microsoft works
    war games
    pretty ugly
    awful nice
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  4. 22-05-2011, 19:14 #3
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    Re: Oxymorons

    Honest Politician (House of Commons)

    Friendly Fire (any war where the Americans are involved)
    If I can help somebody as I pass along, my living will not be in vain.
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  6. 22-05-2011, 19:38 #4
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    Female Logic!!
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