Sid Burns Caption Scandal!

To all members,

I just thought you may all want to know some intersesting news that I came across in work today. It has come to my attention that Jason (SID) Burns, has, on a weekly basis been phoning his family and forcing them to vote for him on the weekly caption competition. Seeing as he has about five family members on the forum, it's no suprise he won last week and is in pole position again!:shocked:

Surely he should be due a disciplinary hearing from the Competition organiser? Remember Sid, You are only cheating yourself!!

Scouse, Sid is a policeman, surely you do not suspect him of such underhand dealings???

Gwyn,

I work with him and am shocked he has brought shame on N.Wales Police.

I'm shocked and saddened.

Within the regiment the name "Sid Burns" has been the watchword for Hardwork, Honesty and Integrity. His family will be shattered.

:wub: :winker:

It's like all the foundations have crumbled and we're all free falling into an abyss - shocking!!

Patty and I have sought refuge in the bottle.

Dodgy copper! Dodgy copper! tut tut sid shame on you!! ha ha

No No Sids a natural I seen him working he looked funny to me, and I am sure that Mrs Rush and Steff would not dream of admitting that their dad was funny?

And if he is treading the line a little he must be working undercover? :winker: Im sure

OK Sid First one to the beach is the winner"Photo's Please?

Well, how disgusted I am to come home after a hard ten hour shift of investigating serious crime within the sound of the bells of Saint Giles Church Wrexham (Scouse that’s the regimental church) to find that a fellow law enforcement officer and not to mention an ex military comrade has the audacity and the total lack of respect to undermine my shear wit which has brought a smile to many a forum member………………I would just like to remind Scouse of the time he put a pint of beer in my hand, just to secure my vote to beat Derek Adams, which in that particular competition thankfully ended in a draw (sorry Derek)…………..On the despicable ALLEGATION of bullying my family to secure their vote when has Heidi ever done anything I’ve asked of her?..........Scouse I’ll forgive you on this occasion and if your in need of remedial wit training, or indeed law training pop in and go through it with you………yours Sid. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh Dear - oh dear - oh dear.

If a policeman would go to such lengths to win just virtual points - to be spent on just virtual bets - oh dear!

This could be like the guy that went to the doc with little green leaves sticking out of his butt - just the tip of the iceberg!

Sid
I couldn't imagine a law enforcer like yourself would loweryour esteem to the "gutter"
I think there is "nark" trying to stitch you up, me old mate?

BennytheBall

Well Done Sid Thats what I call using your Initiative, give Hedi my love

Update in the Clash of the coppers

The slur campaign seem's to have worked their has been a dramatic swing to the Left in the sense Denbigh is left of Wrexham

Well done Scouse "down there for dancing" aye!

One Day to go can Sid be saved?:nah:

I`m sorry Sid, but I must agree with Scouse on this one, You`ve got form for cheating!
I was there in custody that morning when one of Scouse`s probationers brought two prisoners in and you begged him to let you have one of them!
Is that how you got to become an acting sergeant? Oh sorry mate didn`t anybody know you`ve been promoted!:biggrin:

Captiongate....the plot thickens.......

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Originally Posted by HOWIE WILLIAMS

I`m sorry Sid, but I must agree with Scouse on this one, You`ve got form for cheating!
I was there in custody that morning when one of Scouse`s probationers brought two prisoners in and you begged him to let you have one of them!
Is that how you got to become an acting sergeant? Oh sorry mate didn`t anybody know you`ve been promoted!:biggrin:

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Yes it’s true I’ve been promoted but for how long? It’s funny I always remember Howie working in the CQ’s and just to confirm my suspicions were true, I rang the clothing store today to sort out my badges of rank etc and who was there 55 miles away from his place of duty, yes you’ve guessed it was HOWIE having a brew whilst his community suffer the lose of their local police officer……………..I may or may not call in a few favours to win this caption , but I feel its only fair for someone else to win……….Scouse 75 your very quiet maybe you’ve lost your note book !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twitcy:

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF SID'S DEVIOUS CHARACTER:
None of you will believe this but.....
...Yesterday, whilst discussing the Forum banter regarding his cheating the following conversation took place in work between Sid and I;

Scouse: "Hey Sid, why don't you ever have a go on the Forum Gen Knowledge Quizzes, it's a good laugh?"

Sid: "Yeah, I might do. I will just Google the answers anyway. Im bound to win that way!"

Scouse: " Its not allowed mate, and besides its a timed quiz and it's only for a laugh"

Sid: " Sod that then, If I can't cheat on it Im not gonna bother!"

Im not sure about everyone else, but I hardly think that he put up a great defence for his innocence with quotes like that!!! I had to take my young probationer away from Sid and explain that not all Police Officers have no integrity!!! What must he have thought of the organisation if they give someone like this an acting post!!

Sid - for a copper you should be thinking like a crook.

Sign on for the quiz - under any old name if you want. Print the page out, close the page. Google at leisure - sign back on as Sid and get a few wrong so's not to make it too obvious.

I don't do the quizzes, but I've seen the results and it seems like a few of my old pals have taken the odd university course, or ......... !!!

well long time no see hows you sid evans 15