Just caught our 15 yr old going out with a badly concealed packet of fags. He also seemed to be hiding something else so I made him empty his pockets. A bag of maggots...........EUW!! and a freaking toad - I kid you not, the maggots are for feeding the toad. Which he find cute and he's very sorry but he thought I'd be mad if he told me and can he please keep it etc.....
He's talking to his Dad about it now,so no doubt I'll soon have a terrarium or whatever the things called...
Hang On...I forgot all about the fags.
Gareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth!!!

