How big is your Christmas Turkey going to be?

Just listening to the late BBC News and heard that farmers (amongst others) are concerned that the Turkeys available to the public this coming Christmas should not be so large so as to cause more than 6 people to sit at the same table for their Christmas Day Lunch.

What an absolute load of cr*p!

The way around the six rule is to kill the turkey and have 30 people around for its funeral

or you could all dress in tweeds, gum boots and each have a shot gun.