Definition Of A Senior Citizen.

A Saturday night ditty for us older types not pub crawling
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A Senior Citizen is one who was here before, the pill,television,frozen food,credit cards and ballpoint pens !

For us,"time sharing" meant togetherness.
There were no computers,and a "chip" was a piece of wood or a piece of fried potato.
Hardware was durable,software didn,t exist as a word.Porn,meant going to Uncle,s for a loan,and teenagers never wore jeans.
We were before panti-hose,drip dry,dishwashers,tumble driers and the electric blanket.
We got married FIRST and lived together afterwards-how quaint can one be??
Girls wore peter-pan collars and thought cleavage was something the butcher did.
We were before Batman,Vitamin pills.Disposable nappies. Pizzas.Instant coffee and Chinese takeaways.
In our day cigarette smoking was fashionable.Grass was for mowing and pot was a cooking utensil.
Aids meant a beauty treatment or helping someone in trouble.
We Senior Citizens must be a hardy lot when you think of the ways in which the world has changed,and the adjustments we have HAD to make,just to survive...