if you think life is bad , how would you like to be an egg??..you only get laid once! you only get smashed once!..it takes 4 minutes to get hard!.. only 2 minutes to get soft!..you share your box with 5 other guys !..and after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!..but worst of all, the onlychick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!..so cheer up, your life aint that bad!..happy easter.:rolleyes:
