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Rog Ball 01
06-04-2009, 20:09
The following is a semi funny quote from an old timers magazine, that I thought you would all like to see and enjoy.

'As some of us anticipate retirement, here's what we've learned:

1. It's easier to get older than to get wiser.
2. If all is not lost, then where is it?
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. I wish the buck stopped here - I could use a few.
5. All reports are in - life is now officially unfair.
6. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
7. It's not hard to meet expenses - they're everywhere.
8. The only difference between a rut an a grave is the length.

nasher546
06-04-2009, 20:18
The following is a semi funny quote from an old timers magazine, that I thought you would all like to see and enjoy.

'As some of us anticipate retirement, here's what we've learned:

1. It's easier to get older than to get wiser.
2. If all is not lost, then where is it?
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. I wish the buck stopped here - I could use a few.
5. All reports are in - life is now officially unfair.
6. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
7. It's not hard to meet expenses - they're everywhere.
8. The only difference between a rut an a grave is the length.

Rog,

How very true all this is!