joke for the girls on this site

[steve bird]

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
Under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman
The rope was not strong enough to carry them All, so they decided that one had to leave,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
As a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
Husband and kids or for men in general , and was
Used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping .........

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO
THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY

[steve bird]

Wear undies !


Before you carry on reading, Grim, if this is not true then at least it is witty ! http://www.nivets.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/nuts.gif
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle.


From the Daily News comes this story of a Stockton-on-Tees couple who drove
their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park. The
husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.


The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.


Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by. http://www.nivets.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gifhttp://www.nivets.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif


The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead